The Contender

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Stee: A- | 660 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Zucker Said Knock You Out

A wife talks about her man fighting for his family. The crap Goo Goo Dolls song from that stupid Nic Cage Ghost rip-off (directed by that Brad dude who's My Sister Sam-actress girlfriend was taken away from him at a young age, and has been directing mediocre films about death to work through the pain ever since) kicks into the singing part as someone dangerously boxes on the top of a mountain and another spars in slo-mo and another does push-ups with his kids kids kids kids kids family kidskids on his back and then another runs up the Rocky steps in Philly. Deep breath. Sly asks us, camera-talking in front of Caesars, "Who will have the heart? Who will have the courage? Who will dare to be great?" The camera then swoops up and keeps going to reveal he's standing in some weird outdoor boxing ring and then there's all of the casino and the strip and familyfamilyfamilyfamilyfamily!

The Contender

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