Creepy Christopher says that there were other survivors, but no one he could trust. We don't get to learn exactly what that means. Were they cannibals? Sinners? Mutants? What? Creepy Christopher says that Armageddon changed him, and we see him lean against a pole that used to hold up a basketball hoop. Suddenly, he has a vision of what the area looked like before the world ended. Creepy Christopher explains that he thought his visions were just ghosts at first, and then he thought he was losing his mind. I would just commit suicide. Come on. Why live in those circumstances? Maybe I'm a coward, but seriously. ["Dude, ditto." -- Wing Chun] Creepy Christopher says he started having dreams, and we see the same vision Johnny had whenever he touched Stillson, of Washington burning. Creepy Christopher says that he had to go to the place of his dreams, so he went to Washington. Good thing he woke up in Maryland, then. Otherwise that would be a really long walk. At the base of the Washington Monument, he found the head to Johnny's cane. Creepy Christopher explains that now every time he holds his part and Johnny holds the cane, they can see each other. Like the Wonder Twins!

Bruce comes walking back and sees Johnny totally talking to no one. Johnny asks Creepy Christopher how Armageddon happens. Well, first Jerry Bruckheimer gives Michael Bay a whole lot of money to direct, and then he pays for Ben Affleck to get his teeth capped, and then he pays Diane Warren to write a crappy song...oh, wait. Not that Armageddon. Creepy Christopher can't believe Johnny doesn't know yet. Johnny asks whether it's related to Stillson. Creepy Christopher won't answer any questions until Johnny tells him what happened to his family. Johnny asks why Creepy Christopher doesn't know. Creepy Christopher reminds Johnny that the last thing he remembers before waking up in Hell was walking into his house. Johnny wonders why Creepy Christopher hasn't seen it in a vision yet, and Creepy Christopher says that in his world, there's nothing left to touch. Which is totally not true, because we just saw that he had a vision from a freaking basketball pole, so whatever. Johnny admits that he saw Madeleine and Julia, murdered. Creepy Christopher says that if Johnny can change that, and save his family from being murdered, he'll tell Johnny whatever he needs to know. And then Creepy Christopher disappears. Bruce walks up and says that they need to get out of there.