Now that Thomas's bus is in front, it's the target of the helicopter. KABOOM! The copter again flies around in a circle for no reason. If it has another missile, it could just fire it and destroy the last bus. But it doesn't! Instead, a portal appears directly in front of the last bus (Gerard has excellent aim for someone on the other side of the planet) and the bus vanishes. Martinez is expressionless in a close-up. I don't know what he's supposed to be thinking. Maybe he's considering having Simon arrested and tortured until he tells them where Sophia just went. I mean, they could just take his phone and call her number, right?

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