The Fugitive

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Keckler: C | 552 USERS: C+
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Back in Kimble's not-quite-O.J.'s-but-still-white-car, F at F asks if he's ever felt an overwhelming desire to confess. Kimble gives her a dirty look and says, "No." Lt. Bubba gives a description of the car he's pursuing. Kimble pulls up behind a pile of stopped white cars and cops. He mutters, "How could they?" and then sees F at F attempting to hide her cell phone. He gives her the look of death and gets out of the car. "Thanks for the story, Richard," F at F breathes. Kimble cuts through some buildings and crosses the street. Oh, no! The car he just crossed in front of is Lt. Bubba's! Kimble freezes in front of the car, mouth agape. It's truly a Ferris Bueller moment. Lt. Bubba looks up briefly from the map of Philly he's consulting and looks down, only to snap his head back up again.

Kimble is running through the streets of Seattle masquerading as Philadelphia with Lt. Bubba at his heels. In two true Philadelphia seconds, Kimble and Bubba run by Independence Hall. Kimble momentarily considers pausing at the Cradle of our Nation to take in a tourist attraction and reflect for a moment on our forefathers. Lt. Bubba's proximity convinces him that another time would be better. Hey, do you think you think one of you can pick up a case of Yuengling for me? I prefer the Black & Tan variety, thanks. ["Make it two." -- Sars] Kimble catches up with a Seattle streetcar and jumps on. For some reason, Lt. Bubba doesn't actually see this, but divines that Kimble must be on the streetcar, so he starts pursuing it. Kimble fusses with a door as Lt. Bubba gets on and yells, "Kimble!" Kimble opens the door and executes a perfect hanging chad off the back of the train, but draws back as an oncoming truck almost clips his nails. Lt. Bubba reaches through the door and grabs a piece of Kimble's shirt. Kimble flails, and Lt. Bubba hits his head on the door, releasing Kimble. Kimble jumps from the streetcar and catches hold of an oncoming water delivery truck, performing a reverse hanging chad. Or a dimpled chad, if you will. Lt. Bubba shakes off the pain in his head and breaks through to the back of the streetcar, but Kimble is nowhere to be seen.

The Fugitive

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