Back at the station, Leigh has just finished fixing the computer problems... or so she thinks. A few seconds later, the computer starts lighting up with dozens of intrusion alerts. There's a commercial break, during which the Keystone Kops investigate some of the break-ins. We come back to Nick telling Leigh and Marcus to keep checking the reports.

Claire is having drinks with sexy Christian at a nice little bar outside of town. They reminisce about some of their exploits back in 1961. They both look fantastic for their ages. See, kids? Sunscreen really does pay off! Christian likens living in The Gates to "a grizzly bear checking himself back into the zoo each night." Heh. Claire tells him she and Dylan don't feed on people anymore, since Dylan gets their blood from his lab now. Christian scoffs, but Claire insists she's happy. Christian studies her with a mixture of intensity and good humor.

Frustratingly, we cut away from that scene of hotness to the police station, where six actual burglaries have just been called in. Nick realizes all the other reports have been a diversion, drawing them away from the real action. Much like these cop scenes do with the rest of the show. Nick orders the gates shut and all cars checked.

Andie calls Brett, but his cellphone is in the pocket of his discarded shirt. A pack of wolves runs joyously through the woods, their canine panting giving way to whooping and laughter as they revert to their human selves. Brett and Lukas run, naked and beaming, back to their clothes. Lukas saddens when he sees Brett messaging Andie to meet him at the yogurt shop tomorrow. "So... are you finally gonna dump her?" he asks. "I'm gonna talk to her," Brett says. Lukas goes off to write in his diary about how Brett will finally fall in love with him someday. Someday!

At the restaurant, Claire is just leaving the ladies room when she sees Christian chatting up a young woman at the bar. She watches, alarmed, as he walks out the door with her. She follows a moment later, finding them in a grungy alleyway. Christian is partaking of the young lady's neck, looking up only long enough to invite Claire to join them. She hesitates, but walks slowly toward them, fangs out. Christian slides an arm around Claire's shoulders, drawing her closer. They each take a side of the lady's neck. There is much panting and whimpering and licking. Lordy.