L/G

Kalinda: "Also, that wiretap had a second person from the State Department listening in. I could tell by the number of clicks but mostly because I am a wizard."
Alicia: "And they have to turn that stuff over to me because I have an ongoing trial!"

Veronica: "Vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina."
Will: "Alicia, your mom is the worst!"
Alicia: "I know, right? Get away from him, MOM."
Veronica: "Fine. Vagina!"

Lawyers: "Hey Owen, did your mom slash stepbrother ever tell you about these affairs?"
Owen: "No. And by no, I mean I am a liar."
Son: "Oh my God, we're just straight up lying now?"
Owen: "Yeah. Yeah, Stepbrother Guy. That's how it's rollin'."

BUCKY'S OFC

The CEO, former defendant and now star witness for the prosecution, loves boats as much as Veronica Loy. So much so that he got a yacht as a kickback for the whole scheme. You know how we already knew that he was the perpetrator of the entire scam? Because of how we heard him say that? Yeah, well, it was him. Surprise!

Bucky: "You bitches. Now we're even, from that time I made Captain Hellinger seem like a slut for getting raped."
Breslow: "All I care about is how DOMA is never going away, because I am the only person who could have accomplished that and I'll never have the chance again. It's so rare that upper-class white men get litigious about things and/or have the privilege of tossing hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars into throwing a Federal-level tantrum."

BUT ALL MARRIAGE IS ALREADY GAY

Here's the thing. You're reading this, so probably you already know it, but one thing that is very hard to explain is why this kind of thing gets on my nerves. We are not conditioned to question things that feel good. So if you are a straight person, for example, who does not actively hate gay people, that feels good. You are not one of the bad guys, you are one of the good guys. Or, to look at another form of privilege (without necessarily equating them), if you're not a racist -- if you've given yourself the admissions test to Not Being A Racist and passed -- then pretty much whatever you do is okay. If you do not harbor malice in your heart, it is true that you are doing pretty good.