Knock knock.
Merrit Wever! The best thing about Nurse Jackie and one of the best things about life. She is here to make her brother Willy cheer up again! And she is not leaving!
LOCKHART/QUESTION MARK
Julius Cain sees David Lee checking out Will's office -- as was prophesied! -- and runs at quite a clip, right to D. Lock. Apparently today's the day now that David Lee's not even being chill about it.
Julius: "Diane, I would like to throw my hat in the ring for Will's spot on the letterhead and also I want his office."
Diane: "I don't have time for this shit. I am going to hire somebody into Litigation by the end of this episode and it is going to be bonkers."
Julius: "I appreciate the help. But back to me replacing Will..."
Diane: "He'll be back soon."
Julius: "Yeah, and he should have to fight when he does."
Diane: "You are brazen, Julius Cain. Brazen indeed."
Julius: "I'm sorry, has there ever been a storyline where I didn't make it clear I want to be a named partner? Nature abhors a vacuum."
Diane: "And I abhor a swot. Listen, would you be pacified if I pointed out that you'd be more likely to get this nonexistent promotion than David Lee or Eli Gold, because they are both megalomaniacs whereas you're fairly cool? No? Then I'll just let you rave and act weird. All of you. Mama can take it."
David Lee sees Julius Cain chatting with Diane, and runs straight for Caitlin, because somehow she's managed -- perhaps by Alicia's reflected halo alone? -- to become central to, like, everything.
David Lee: "Caitlin, how far would you go? Would you kill a person if I asked you to?"
Caitlin: "Point me like a gun, Uncle David."
CREDITS! AND AIDAN'S TESTIMONY
Aidan: "Yes. Simply yes, no other words."
Crozier: "So you wanted your movie to be beautiful like a Scorsese film?"
Aidan: "Yes or no."
Crozier: "Man, I loved Hugo. Didn't you just love Hugo?"
Aidan: "Yes or no."
(No. It was dumb.)













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