Crozier: "You know what else Scorsese used to make movies about, though, is violence."
Aidan: "Yes or no."
Crozier: "So you'd say your suicide movie was about the beauty of violence."
Aidan: "No."
Crozier: "And?"
Aidan: "No. Simply no."
Crozier: "You're no fun! No further questions."

Alicia: "Good work pissing her off! Now, about that zooming thing..."
Aidan: "That wasn't a zoom, and there was no cameraman. It was just digitally edited to seem like we're zooming in. Of course I didn't want that girl to kill herself -- I made this movie because I found my aunt after her suicide when I was eight."
Alicia: "So you saw somebody on the bridge, and you..."
Aidan: "Called 911."
Crozier: "That's not in evidence."
Judge: "Get the call and we'll continue."

Kalinda: "The city erases those things after 30 days. I'll try for the 911 operator too."
Alicia: "And Cary?"
Kalinda: "No. Simply no."

DONNA BRAZILE

Eli: "Okay, if Donna Brazile asks about your marriage just say you're working it out."
Peter: "I can't lie to Donna Brazile, she's the best! Have you seen her Twitter?"
Eli: "Don't think of it as lying to Donna Brazile. Think of it as justifying my continued existence."
Peter: "I guess technically since she hasn't filed for divorce or discussed that with the head of Family Law at her firm -- and since our daughter was kidnapped recently by Jesus -- there are ways in which we really are working it out."

Donna Brazile: "Please stop saying how amazing I am or we'll never get any work done!"
Everybody: "But we can't!"
Peter: "This small talk was fun, but I want the keynote address. Give it to me."
Donna Brazile: "Sure. Impress me. Why do you want it?"
Peter: "I want to talk about a country that gives second chances. It gave me a second chance to do some good..."

Donna Brazile: "Listen Eli, he's great. But everybody I've called is either lukewarm or downright weird about him. Why doesn't he have any friends anymore?"
Eli: "Who are these motherfuckers?"
Donna Brazile: "I'm not doing your job for you, Eli. Just help me out and get some people to support him. Support breeds support."
Eli: "Cool. Bothering people is what I am all about."

A GATHERING OF GARDNERS

Aubrey: "Let's start a band! Or do anything that's not being a lawyer."
Will: "Only in our family would being a partner at one of the city's biggest firms be considered dropping out."
Aubrey: "I just think you were meant for better things."
Will: "Speaking of judgment and disappointment and being up my ass, why is our sister Sara calling me?"
Aubrey: "I may have invited her here to also come stay with us until we both drive you insane."