AFTER

Diane: "Well, we gotta do this."
Will: "Yeah, but what about her? She is a hot mess, Diane. We'll all end up in jail or something. Can we send Alicia to babysit her?"
Diane: "Yes, but also take Cary, okay?"
Will: "Wait, what?"
Alicia: "I don't have to go, you guys..."
Diane: "Get out, please."

Alicia runs off to get a diaper bag for Therese Dodd and tell Cary the good news.

Will: "Hang on, does this chick really need two babysitters?"
Diane: "First of all she needs a hundred. Second of all, we need to use Cary more. The fans of this show are shitting themselves, and also he's working the angles on this Trustee thing."
Will: "Is he manipulating you using Hayden's man-crush?"
Diane: "Yes, but I can't see it yet. Let's just say that you're the head of Litigation and you need to use Cary more. But speaking of Hayden, what the hell's he doing talking to Burl Preston?"

TRUSTEE

Clarke: "You know, L/G is a good firm. The feel of a dysfunctional WASP Christmas, but the client base of a real live law firm."
Burl: "Why are you talking to me? Do you understand that I am your antagonist in this episode?"
Clarke: "Yeah, but you're expanding from LA to the Midwest..."
Burl: "We're looking to build, not buy."
Clarke: "A quick remodel can do wonders. Anyway, just FYI, remember that I have input in the court's decision to put L/G up for acquisition."

CAMPAIGN

Jim Moody, that super shifty DNC guy that is always doing scary stuff for Eli -- he's the one that figured out about Wendy's breast implants and I think printed the racist "miscegenation" flyers, and was recently the one taping Jackie in her first major off-book moment after the hospital; I feel bad that I never recognize him -- is there for a closed-door about Peter's penis.

Peter: "You wanna know what?"
Eli: "We don't want to know anything..."
Moody: "I do."
Peter: "How do you even have a birthmark shaped like Brazil on your dick?"
Moody: "So you don't?"
Eli: "Anyway, this isn't like the affair story. It's late-night joke stuff, it has legs. Plus it's politically a great trap. We can't have him say that he doesn't, we can't have anybody else say it because how would they know..."
Moody: "The wife!"
Peter: "Gross, no. What is wrong with you?"