The Good Wife
The Good Wife

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 208 USERS: B
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Ladies & The Tiger

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Turns out the girl broke off their engagement at the protest, and didn't mention that because she wanted to help their case. So now they've pissed off the jury and lost the sympathy from the engagement. Well done, Fiancée.

Hayden: "All I care about is that settlement offer. Did you fuck us out of that?"
Will: "Hope not."
Hayden: "Well, fix this. And I need to see you, Alicia."
Diane: "I get you first. I've been drinking for the last hour hoping to get this out of my mouth without screaming or slapping you, so I take precedence."

Diane: "Alicia, are you familiar with the lease relief portion of our bankruptcy plan?"
Alicia: "Why wouldn't I be? It's hella fascinating."
Diane: "Okay, we need you to take it to our new landlord."
Alicia: "Me. By myself? Meet with semiconductin' Maddie Hayward?"
L/G: "Yeah, and we want you to go to her. Personal touch."
Alicia: "Is this one of those deals where you're whoring me out and I feel good about myself for five seconds until I realize you're whoring me out? And then I turn out to have fucked it up anyway, so you resent me for doing something wrong that you omitted telling me to do at all? So I feel worthless like five different ways, all at once?"
L/G: "Yyyyyyyes. This is one of those deals."
Alicia: "Great! I'll do my best."

WILL VS KALINDA

Will: "The fuck have you been?"
Kalinda: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Did you call?"
Will: "Yeah, like five times. How come you aren't checking your phone?"
Kalinda: "I just... Don't worry about it. What do you need?"
Will: "Rogue juror on my case, seems to know background shit."
Kalinda: "Uh, which case?"
Will: "MY CASE! MY CASE, KALINDA! MY FIRST CASE BACK! I HAVE TABS!"
Kalinda: "Right, sorry. I'm really trying to pull it together, I apologize."
Will: "You and Cary need to figure out which juror is Rule 243ing us, and figure out if we can get rid of her. If she knows the clients, she lied during voir dire. Okay? KALINDA, OKAY?"
Kalinda: "Geez, okay."

Immediately, Nick: "I'm picking you up at eight. We are going to do it all the different ways. Then come at each other with lead pipes and just keep hitting until we're both unconscious. Also: Can I do some laundry at your place."
Kalinda: "Wait, I love this job and I like the people I work with. Why on earth would I choose your tiny scrunched face and sex-choking for that? Hmm. I seem to have painted myself into a corner."

The Good Wife

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