Eli: "Where's your desire now? And don't think I'm lying; I know you were expecting a call an hour ago, which I received."
Stacie: "[Fuck!]"
Eli: "I still desire you... The way a victor desires his spoils."

Stacie, as though that were some kind of pantydropper and not the most unappealing thing a person could ever say, just gets sadder and madder.

Eli: "Get those tiny little wheels turning in your head. How are you going to play this? Pride? Cuteness? Creepy as shit?"
Stacie: "The latter. Let's go. Let's have intercourse."

And they do. Man, when they were calling it a car wreck they weren't joking around. Good Lord!

INDICTMENT

Wendy Scott-Carr: "If there are no further questions, it's ham sandwich time. Two felonies in play, jerks. Go."
Juror: "I have a question?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Fuckin' what? Ham sandwich, idiot."
Juror: "You said No further questions but I have a further question, which is who the hell was this Peter Florrick everybody kept bringing up every time they opened their mouths?"
Cary: "Oh I got this one, Wendy."

There's my boy.

Female Juror: "Wait, so isn't it weird to bring in his wife?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "I can only answer questions about the ham sandwich..."
Juror: "I mean, who cares who she sleeps with? If she's getting some, great."
Grand Jury: Yeah! Sex! Hilarious! Alicia's getting laid!

Male Juror: "And how come you're bringing in Will anyway? At least he answered the questions, unlike Judge Plead-The-Fifth..."
Awesome Old Lady Juror: "I know, right?"
Female Juror: "You know what, maybe this judge knows Peter Florrick, and they should both be arrested..."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "-- Oh shit, you guys. Stop this right now..."
Male Juror: "Florrick and the judge are in it together, I think."
Grand Jury: "We weren't listening when you explained how basic laws and things work! We are off the chain!"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "But that's not even how it..."
Grand Jury: "Indict Peter Florrick! Indict Peter Florrick! Indict Peter Florrick!"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUU"