The Good Wife
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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 12 USERS: A+
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Will v. Grace

Caitlin: "Uncle David Lee! Hey there."
David Lee: "Hey, honey! Eli doesn't need you after all. So anyway, Eli, I want to lecture you about not shitting on my niece, because she is awesome. Stop dicking around."

GARDNER TESTIMONY

Wendy Scott-Carr: "You met with Judge Parks yesterday?"
Will, against the advice of counsel: "Yes."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Thanks for not taking the Fifth, bro. So this is you in the picture handing Parks an envelope? Of what, exactly?"
Will: "It was chock full of money, Wendy Scott-Carr."
Dana & Cary: "Hmmm."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Everything's comin' up Wendy! I am not suspicious of this at all. So when you say money, would that be having to do with a payoff of some kind?"
Will: "Yeah. The arrangement ... Was for him to send that cash to benefit UNICEF in Uganda. Boom"
Cary: "♥."

Wendy Scott-Carr: "Two grand for UNICEF, huh? That's a lot of cash."
Will: "Immunization of children in Uganda is a pressing need."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Kind of a coincidence, right? That this happened yesterday?"
Will: "I guess so. Want to see the receipt?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "I am uncharacteristically rattled as fuck. How about this email you sent Parks about a settlement..."
Will: "-- For real? Where'd you get that, exactly?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Ask me at my Grand Jury, motherfucker. Who wrote these?"
Will: "No idea. I'm guessing somebody altered these emails."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Who would do that?"
Will: "No idea, you're the one that handed them to me just now. But I happen to have the originals in my briefcase -- from when Kalinda obviously decided to fuck over Dana and not her only two friends on this planet and falsified the documents she gave you -- if you want to see those."

Wendy abruptly shits herself and goes running around like a headless chicken. If you don't love Wendy, probably this is the best part of the whole episode. Even for me, her most ardent fan, it is pretty freakin' awesome.

Will: "Don't you want to know where they came..."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Not necessary..."
Will: "Because they were addressed to Diane Lockhart, who after all was the attorney on the case and obviously would be emailing him about..."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "ACK! Stop! Oh my God!"
Dana: "I seem to have been played for a damn fool."

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