The Good Wife
Another Ham Sandwich

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 12 USERS: A+
Will v. Grace

Eli: "Later, I have to talk to famous gays and show them Alicia."
Spencer: "Alicia Florrick! You're a gay icon! All gay people are the same!"
Alicia: "Thanks. Listen, give me a sec. Caitlin, tell him your infos."
Caitlin: "I was researching this meeting because I am awesome, and because I couldn't figure out why GLAC would need a crisis management person instead of just their usual national committee campaign people. So -- as a member of the youth today, who understands Facebook and tweeting and blogs -- I was reading gay blogs..."
Eli: "Stop using child words!"
Alicia: "Focus, Eli."

Caitlin: "-- Spencer Roth wrote a letter -- as acting head of GLAC -- supporting the AT&T/T-Mobile merger, and AT&T gave GLAC a $50,000 grant."
Eli: Jaw dropped. Finally gets Caitlin.
Alicia: "So it's about limiting damage on their connection to this telecom merger."
Eli: "Wait, why say it's about DOMA?"
Caitlin: "Because that's all the ever talk about, so nobody would think about whether they were actually looking for crisis management."
Eli: "I am first going to steal you from David Lee and you will be my niece from now on."

Eli: "Okay, what's our new pitch? Let's say that attacking GLAC is legal gay-bashing..."
Alicia: "-- Girl, hold up."
Eli: "Too cynical? Good point."
Alicia: "-- No, you animal! Thank Caitlin."

Nice. So good.


Elsbeth calls Alicia to the courthouse to warn her about being subpoenaed.

Alicia: "But I have no connection to the McDermott case or the Sport of Hoops."
Elsbeth: "Riiiiiight...."
Alicia: "But so then what connection could I -- the wife of Peter Florrick and Will Gardner's sometime paramour -- possibly have to Peter Florrick's investigation of Will Gardner?"
Elsbeth: "Keep thinking. Think about how a Grand Jury prosecutor can ask anything, and how she's desperately trying to paint him as ethically or legally questionable, and how maybe you might, um, know anything about that."
Alicia: "What? Fuck that noise. I don't even want to wait for a subpoena. All day long I been waitin' for a motherfucker to push me. Let's do this shit."


Alicia, verbatim: "Alicia Florrick, F-L-O-R-R-I-C-K. The same spelling as my husband Peter, the State's Attorney."
Cary: "I love it every single fucking time they do that."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Alicia, have we met before?"
Alicia: "Yeah, during the three-way SA race in Season Two. That you lost. To my husband."
Cary: "Oh snap!"

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17Next

The Good Wife




Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP