THAT DINER AGAIN

LaGuardia: "More stuff about accordions! So cute!"
Diane: "You wanna shut the fuck up about accordions so we can get out of here? Thanks. So I checked, and there's nothing hinky about the Wooster-Graff Industries donations to Vanessa Gold."
LaGuardia: "Whew! That's cool. But hey, I am not going anywhere!"
Diane: "Oh my God, Wendy Scott-Carr. Spit it out."
LaGuardia: "A proffer. Indiscretions by the candidate. Give us info, and we'll drop the whole thing."
Eli: "I hate my ex-wife, but I also love her, I'm not gonna..."
LaGuardia: "Have you not seen this show? Clearly I am talking about Peter Florrick. Clearly I am using the threat of a fake investigation into your family and your business in order to intimidate you into handing over Peter for free. Making me, literally, the new Wendy Scott-Carr."
Eli, leaving: "Go to hell."

LaGuardia: "What a hothead! Okay, just tell him to call me when he..."
(Say it say it say it)
Diane, leaving: "Go to hell."

L/G

Kalinda: "Thing is, I don't think Burnout Brock was making things up. Look at American Psycho's logo, it's a W with water lines on it because it's a water-filtration company. But if I use high-tech technology and flip this gif upside-down..."
Will: "A mountain peak. Dammit."
Alicia: "Wait, so our client is full-on guilty? But that means..."
Will: "Do we really have to do this every week? HE IS OUR CLIENT."
Alicia: "No, this is the one week where Jacob can't bitch about my inability to comprehend that, because there's another guy who could go to jail for this thing we know for a fact, now, that he didn't do. And whom we've been helping to prosecute."
Will: "Ethics is gay. I'm gonna go shoot some hoops."

NON-KILLER KILLER HOBO

Matan is now testifying. This shit is unreal.

Matan: "We never considered Killer Hobo a suspect. There was too much evidence pointing to American Psycho. Because he did it."
Alicia, whispering: "Question his credibility, ask him about this one case where there was ASA hubris and Ryan Tillman ended up with a dime but was later exonerated."
Matan: "Argh! I have been shamed!"