So wait, not only was that the wrong move, but also kind of bitchy? Because this is also the part where they drop the hammer and Grace looks up "sex," which I think furthers the point. Which is starting to look a little iffy to me, because this episode seems to be about saying, "Maybe Alicia Florrick should stop not giving a fuck and give a little more of a fuck about some stuff." Like, she overcorrected into being too much of a bad-ass and now the universe needs her to go backwards and be a good girl again. We'll see next year, I guess, whether Alicia's fucks actually require replenishment.
Cary: "Um, also Killer Hobo works for a landscaping company. The trace amounts of drummer silt clay loam aren't actually that unique."
Alicia: "Wait so not only did I give his prosecutor inaccurate evidence, but I can't tell anybody?"
Cary: "Yep. Because then it becomes public record, and the Captain can use it against American Pyscho. Our client, who killed a girl in the woods."
Alicia: "Wait, explain it to me like a hundred more times."
GOLD & ASSOC
David LaGuardia, how nice to see you! Oh wait, it isn't. Oh wait, you're raiding the entire office and knocking cell phones out of people's hands. That's not so good.
HOME: THE CASE OF THE TYPES OF CONDOMS, PART III
Zach: "Mom? You know that whole thing about the condoms? So I 'ran' a 'cache search,' and I figured out when that person googled that thing. It was during Thanksgiving dinner."
Alicia: "That does not solve the Case Of The Types Of Condoms."
Zach: "Except immediately before that, Grandma Jackie logged into her Hotmail account."
(Or if that's not funny enough, he could say like, her Prodigy or her AOL. Because she is old, you see. That bitch is so old!)
Alicia: "Your grandmother has discovered Types Of Condoms?"
Zach: "I need a hug."
Alicia: "I need a drink."
American Psycho: Guilty.
Killer Hobo: Also Guilty!
All Of Us, In A Sense: Guilty.
Laura: "I guess we buy each other drinks, then?"
Will: "Sucks to be Killer Hobo."
Laura: "You know what, though..."
Will: "We can throw all of our combined evidence at his appeal, since we've discharged our own duties?"