MCPI: "Look. I'm not saying I'm a financial wizard. I'm just saying we took Bitcoin, and it was stupid, and we don't do that anymore. But in terms of your legal argument yes, frequent-flyer miles would work, but they're nontransferable."
Balaban: "Whereas Bitcoin is transferable, and you can use it to buy anything you want. You could go to Amazon right now and buy a book, maybe, on how to run a hotel..."
MCPI: "-- It's an inn."
Balaban: "...An inn, and pay for that with that. Like it was money."
MCPI: "Although I'm not sure exactly how you transfer Bitcoins to another person. I think they call it 'yiffing.'"
Balaban: "It's a currency, bitches. No more questions."

BOOTS & BATS BAR & GRILL

Dana: "Okay, I'm just going to tell you that Wendy Scott-Carr is up my ass about Will, and you're the pressure point. I'm being ordered to come after you. Okay?"
Kalinda: "So far, so good."
Dana: "So you need to make a very important choice now."
Kalinda: "Meaning ultimatum. Uh, last motherfucker offered me one of those, I took a baseball bat to the inside of his mind."
Dana: "Was there sexy frisking? Sort of hot, but also exceedingly uncomfortable to watch at the same time?"
Kalinda: "There was like an hour of that."
Dana: "Okay, well, then I'm giving you an ultimatum for sure! I have here Alicia's forged signature on that conflict waiver from last week."

Kalinda: "...This is literally the most fucked-up thing you could possibly do to me."

DECODE-A-THON

Kalinda: "Hey there, ya little pocket monster. Whatcha doin'?"
Bao: "Cryptocaching a GPS socket and then I'm going to iterate."
Kalinda: "Awesome. Listen, I'm here to awaken you to the mysteries of manhood."
Bao: "Lady, you did that just walkin' over here."
Kalinda: "Gross me out. Uh, are you Mr. Bitcoin?"
Bao: "No! Elaine is. What a shell game this is. This Decode-A-(Game-Of)-Thon(s). And anyway, look at the 'newest block' of Bitcoin, it has a statement 'embedded in the code.'"