Kalinda: "HOLY SHIT! I AM MR. BITCOIN? TWIST!"
Balaban: "I mean honestly that would be just as interesting or meaningful than any other possible scenario."
Kalinda: "On further reflection, I am almost sure I'm not Mr. Bitcoin. Occam's Razor notwithstanding."
Alicia: "I would like to bring the Treasury's attention to a common computer hacking practice called 'ghosting,' in which the hacker blah blah blee-blee bloo."
Balaban: "Look. Whoever you're representing, they're cool with setting up your firm for a federal crime."
Alicia & Kalinda: "That's a valid point, actually."
Kalinda: "Got time for a meeting in the ladies' room?"
Elaine: "We cryptographers are by nature a secretive breed."
Kalinda: "Okay, so who installed Skyrim on my computer or whatever it was that went down a minute ago."
Elaine: "Okay, I'm not the one who 'ghosted' your computer and 'time-coded' the 'delayed embedding' but I will tell you that whoever did it was technolooking to be cyberfound. They didn't even bother to cryptocover their cybertracks and somehow I can tell that they also were nanodoing something cybertechnological having to do with IP addresses. Has anybody had a long boring conversation with you about those lately?"
Kalinda: "Oh my God it's all I've had to listen to all week. But I know who you mean. Looks like another trip to Furrytown for Team Sharma."
New strategy: Prove Jason Biggs is innocent by demonstrating that Bob Balaban is still looking for Mr. Bitcoin. Meanwhile, who's at Alicia's house? Not Nisa, that's for sure.
Alicia: "Everything okay there?"
Zach: "Mommmmmm, you said that we should be seeing less of each other."
Alicia: "No, I said maybe you were moving too fast."
Zach: "That's what Grandma said too. She said that we should slow down, because we're ... too different."
Alicia: "The fuck you say?"
Zach: "That it wasn't a matter of race technically, just that I'm in private school and Nisa's not, and like, I tried to explain that you were raising us right and to be aware of my class privilege, but I'm not sure she really respects your parenting that much..."
Alicia: "You get that girl over here right now. I'm going out to a movie and I won't be back for a solid four hours. Here are some rubbers, wine's in the fridge."