Diana: "You should go to Decode-A-Con. You know, Decode-A-Thon? The conference of cryptographers? You know, cryptographers? That very real, monolithic subculture that totally exists and has its own customs and social mores and quirks?"
Everybody: "Or else it's actually just Jason Biggs, and this is the most annoying shit that ever happened to us."
Will: "Kalinda. I have a vulnerability."
Kalinda: "Emotional or legal?"
Will: "Good one. No, it's just that my bookie we suddenly keep talking about, Jonathan Meade, once forgave me a debt of like eight grand. So I guess that could look bad."
Kalinda: "Uh, yeah. Yeah, it could."
Will: "Could you go into our files and look for anything hinky with cases involving those three judges Jacob was talking about before?"
Kalinda: "Sure, right after I get back from the episode of dipshitty NCIS that somehow found its way into our vastly superior show. Hey, Friendo. Are you freaking out yet?"
Will: "Kind of."
Kalinda: "Wouldn't that be sooo weird? Like if we had feelings and were human people?"
Will: "I know, right?"
A screaming, sweating forehead is called to the stand to scream and sweat. It doesn't have shoes on, because it's just a forehead, but Dunaway is okay with that.
Balaban: "Forehead, why are you here sweating on everything?"
Forehead: "I AM THE REDDENED, PUFFY HOST OF A SHOW CALLED MAD MONEY."
Balaban: "Okay, but so why?"
Forehead: "BECAUSE BITCOIN ISN'T A CURRENCY. THERE'S NOT A CENTRAL BANK, AND IT'S COMPLETELY PEER-TO-PEER."
Balaban: "Forehead, are you aware of the fact that you are a jackass on TV? As your job?"
Forehead: "TO BE HONEST I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE."
Dunaway: "Could you be nicer to him? I am a huge fan of him and you're pissing me off."
Forehead: "WASN'T IT MONTAIGNE THAT ASKED, HOW MANY VALIANT MEN CAN SURVIVE THEIR OWN REPUTATIONS?"
Everybody: "Christ, who cares. Just go home."
DECODE-A-THON, THE CONFERENCE FOR CRYPTOGRAPHERS? DUH?
It's so cheap and dumb and I am sure this is a real thing because this show isn't completely stupid but whenever shows like this, CBS shows, try to do the hacker thing it's like... Maybe it was one of the CSIs but I think it was NCIS, I always think of how one time they were chasing a hacker through the internet or some shit and it was getting really intense, and then finally it was so intense that two different people were typing on the same keyboard. I should look up a link to the video, honestly, because it is the dumbest thing you've ever seen. Just these two poor actors, yelling at a computer screen, as they chase a hacker somehow through the internet, both typing on the same fucking keyboard, at just a furious rate.