Diane: "Oh, shit."
Eli: "Security, we've got a level four!"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "I won't stay long. Only long enough to crawl into your dreams through your eyes!"
Eli: "Wendy Scott-Carr, you are not allowed to represent the DOJ on this. It's a total conflict."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "How so? I glory in conflict! War is my hearth, and my heart's true song!"
Eli: "Uh, because you spent like the entirety of this show trying to take down Peter Florrick in really confusing ways that fucked up everybody's lives? Because you overextended your morality and became an immortal half-woman, half-demon in pursuit of the State's Attorney position, which you lost?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Fool! That was like two seasons ago! I am over it!"
Diane: "I am so fucking sure."
Anyway, the proffer Hamish Linklater offered is not off the table, meaning there's no conflict now, and so Wendy Scott-Carr will be climbing right up Eli Gold's ass. Diane, sensibly, grabs the harassment suit they were just disagreeing about and brandishes it at her like a crucifix.
Diane: "This is a complaint against the DOJ and the US Attorney's office. You can go ahead and shove it up your ass on your way out. You're just being pathetic at this point."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Do not presume you understand my consciousness!"
She throws down some kind of magical cloud of silvery-black smoke and vanishes, leaving behind only dusty blackened leaves from a desecrated mausoleum and some vague threats about coming after L/G next. Which you knew her ass was gonna throw in there at some point, but doesn't make it less terrifying.
Simone comes running up to Alicia just outside her room, sundries in tow. Exactly the kind of shit that gets right up Alicia's sweater -- "What? Other people are capable of basic kindness? Are you sure?" -- so of course she's like, "Yeah, I knew you were the one. How do you feel about tequila shots?"
Simone: "Wait, are you the lawyer my husband's here to meet?"
Alicia: "Oh, goddamn it. You'll be Simone Canning, then. Why can't I have anything ever. Maybe Maddie Hayward wasn't actually a bitch, maybe I just deserve nothing. Maybe that's it."
Simone: "Oh my God, he loves you so much! I am so happy to meet you!"
Alicia: "And again, that's not the kind of thing you say unless you either mean it, or have no soul. And my instincts are telling me you're rad, so..."