The Good Wife
The Good Wife

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 953 USERS: B
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Nothing Is Very Clean

DEATH ROW

Packer: "Haha, they totally sent a pretty chick. I have your asses on lock."
Alicia: "Whatever, dude. You are so gross. Tell me about this other body."
Packer: "What's your name, and how do you feel about having your throat cut?"
Alicia: "Alicia Florrick. Tell me about this other body, I said."
Packer: "Got any daughters?"
Alicia: "Dude, here's the thing. Some child confessed to the murder, and that means at least two innocent people -- which you are not -- are going to jail, where they shouldn't be. Do this for me."
Packer: "Bring me my mom and my brother. I have deathbed confessions to confess."
Alicia: "Okay, tell me the name. Here's a picture of the guy that Kalinda got from the blue-light camera."
Hack: "Time to go."
Alicia: "RICKY! TELL ME THE NAME!"
Packer: "Seems like I have the upper hand here, huh? That makes me feel pensive."

STATE'S ATTY

Kalinda: "Boom! Ervin Womack, aka Mace. He's your man."
Cary: Watches them flirt outside his office and makes a bunch of faces. It's bad enough when somebody flirts with your girlfriend, but both of your girlfriends? And they are flirting with each other? Sounds like a boner but in reality it is very strange. Strange and bad, when it's not for your fake benefit.

HOME

What's left of Jackie's mind wanders the house -- from the Zach situation to the Grace situation -- picks up a photo of the two kids with their mom, and then there's crazy electropop in her head and sparks flying out of her fingertips and she goes tearing through the whole house, finds some lacy panties, her mouth is a firm and angry line, her eyes are about crossed and there's water flowing backwards up the walls and it's so amazing.

GOLD & ASSOC.

Mulvey: "Chris Matthews, I admit to being young, stupid, and even immature. But the 21-year-old Robert Mulvey is not the 34-year-old Robert Mulvey."
Chris Matthews: "So you're saying we shouldn't judge you because it was just this one time."
Mulvey: "I am saying that I haven't given anybody, real or statuesque, a blowjob in a very long time."
Chris Matthews: "BOOM! Here's you at the National Gallery Sculpture Garden, blowing George Washington."
Mickey & Eli: "Uh... Let's fire ourselves. Let's beat up Mulvey and then quit."
Chris Matthews: "BOOM! Here's you at Graceland, blowing an Elvis mannequin. BOOM! Here's you at the Lincoln Memorial, giving him the old Or Is It Memorex. Just blowin' that stovepipe back. BOOM! Here's you at Disneyland, and it's not even Goofy, dude! It's Pluto. You're blowing Pluto..."

The Good Wife

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