Dana: "Hey, prettyb... Oh, that's a weird face."
Cary: "I am a very serious person. That's one reason I have such a great smile, I don't take it out of the box too much."
Dana: "I think we should reopen the 22nd Disciple hit and go after Mace."
Cary: "Yeah, we closed that?"
Dana: "Fake minor confession, come on. This guy's an adult! Way better for us."
Cary: "Is that what Kalinda said?"
Dana: "You mean your girrrrlfriend Kalinda?"
Cary: "No, I mean yours."
Dana: "I am going to get pretty defensive now."
Cary: "Just sayin'. Looked more than friendly."
Dana: "Is this because I'm a lesbian? Because I am not a lesbian."
Cary: "Nobody is a lesbian until they meet Kalinda, and then they are."
Dana: "That is terrifying. To me personally."
Cary: "Deflect and project on three, two..."
Dana: "Is that why you have a thing for ethnic women? Still pining for your lezzzbian?"
Cary: "Ouch, dude. You're being really obvious now."
Dana: "I am going home! I am storming out! I am no lesbian! Just question Mace. Or don't! You're the Deputy now, you do what you want!"
Cary Says: "Kalinda's trying to get to me through you!"
Cary Means: That. But also, he means that she's just working a new mole in the SA, now that he told her to screw off. Both, he means both. For Cary, Kalinda will always be both, and that's the thing he loves and also the thing that makes him so angry. If somebody knew which it was, it would be Kalinda, but she's the last person you could ask. And the truth is, she would never say. But she wouldn't know either.