Luthor: "...How much?"
Diane: "Still six million, ya queer."

Just kidding, she didn't really say that. But it made me laugh anyway.

LOCKHART/GARDNER

Will: "So today feels pretty good, huh?"
Diane: "I like the law. I like how he tried to make it do something stupid, and we made it work out to not be stupid. I like how seeing the 27th Floor all naked like that made me feel like Jean Grey, the Dark Phoenix. I like how we're going to track Louis Canning down on his little crutches, and then we're going to open a New York branch, and then a DC branch. I like how I can feel like this without having done coke."
Will: "Feels good, huh."
Diane: "Winning? Shit yeah."
Will: "No. Having nothing to lose. Welcome to the lifeboat."
Diane: "Rawr!"

STRAW POLL

Eli: "Okay, volunteers. Having gotten a look at you I can safely say that you're in no danger of Surprise Peter Sex. So just hand out these t-shirts and make everybody feel valued, important and useful."
Mandy Post: "Helllloooo Eli."
Eli: "Oh Christ, what now. What now, Mandy Post."
Mandy Post: "I worked on that story for two months and you ruined it with a single conversation."
Eli: "Two months of made-up nonsense, taken down with the power of reality. Get your ass together, Mandy Post."
Mandy Post: "I still believe that she was sexually harassed or seduced by power or some crazy shit that will probably turn out to be true."
Eli: "Oh, Mandy Post. I know you think I must relish this moment, but it gives me no pleasure wasting my time to prove you wasted yours. Have a free t-shirt or a sausage or something and just chill."