Warden Barkin: "Lady, stop making trouble and yelling at me."
Diane: "No. Sir, this is an Eighth Amendment violation. Two and a half hours of poking holes in this man because his veins are all collapsed? That is not how you do this. This is literally the definition of torture..."
Barkin: "That's not for you to say, ma'am."
Diane: "Yeah, it's for the court to say. Which they did. Broom v. Strickland. You need to delay this execution until you've taken steps to keep it clean."
Robot: "Can you help me with the door?"
Alicia: "Okay but what the fuck are you?"
Robot: "I'm Monica, in Litigation. I'm teleconferencing from home."
Alicia: "Because you're sick or something?"
Robot: "I think just because it's funny."
Alicia: "So in the world of this show, that's a thing that would just happen. You don't have to be recovering from surgery or have an autoimmune bubble disease, you just... Feel like being a robot."
Robot: "The future is already here, but it is very fucking unevenly distributed."
Diane: "So my idea is, we take this time to rustle up evidence and appeal. I mean, as long as the guy's not dead, we are still working. Okay? Legal Aid is my baby, and Death Row cases are good PR."
Moaning Lawyers: "Everything about this is stupid. We want doughnuts. We want to be robots. We want Candy Crush Saga. Poor black guys dying unjustly is a super drag."
Diane: "Just put your big-boy panties on and get it done, okay? We have 48 hours."
Robyn: "To review, Eddie had an alibi for the murders, but was found in possession of one of the girls' necklaces, or a similar one that he bought at a flea market, and his hair was found on the body."
Diane: "Unless it wasn't, and that's where the appeal is. I don't believe it's Eddie's hair, and we're subpoenaing the forensic lab to retest it now that we have time."
Robyn: "Okay, and then what about the Snitch?"
Diane: "He died six years ago, so we would have to invent time travel, because it doesn't exist, and we don't have that much time."
Robyn: "But if we had time travel, we could make sure that we..."
Will: "Okay, break up into teams. Other Carey, you do the forensics. Other people that we don't need to have established as always being at the firm and just invisible, you do other things. Robyn Burdine, you investigate their experts in that kooky way of yours."