MARWAT CASE

How they will prove Danny Marwat was at Camp Whitcomb: The contractor in charge of providing food services to the inmates. Seems Danny's detention was during Ramadan, the only thing that could make it more depressing. Oh, and also he is lactose intolerant. Danny Marwat has the shittiest life of anybody I have ever met. If you are hanging with Danny Marwat you should watch out for falling pianos. Tveit objects to looking at the requisition list for this particular time because of the Classified Information Procedures Act, which is like his favorite Act and he should marry it

Judge: "Again, I think whether or not a 2007 Ramadan meal was lactose free hardly threatens the security of our brave fighters in Afghanistan, but thanks for being adorable."
Food Guy: "Ramadan fasting meal, quantity one. Lactose free."
Judge: "Okay, that's convincing enough that the suit goes."
Childs: "Fine, the Defense Department will turn over all the secret court transcripts requested by L/G like you say, but also we want to request Executive Order 13224."
Diane: "Your Honor, and the TV audience, allow me to explain that 13224 is intended to ferret out fake charities funding terrorist organizations. This is a lawsuit Danny has brought against the US government."
Childs: "And can I also state for the viewers that 13224 also has broad application when a terrorist hires a lawyer, and Danny is kind of a terrorist, because we must have suspected him of being a terrorist, or else we would not have kidnapped and tortured him. Which we did not do."

#13224: "The lawyer must make available for inspection any relevant information, reports or records requested by the Secretary of the Treasury."
Diane: "This is a straight-up egregious violation of attorney-client privilege."
Judge: "I know, but he got you."
Diane: "Fuck that. Alicia, you go talk to this Treasury guy."
Alicia: "I have never done that before!"
Diane: "Alicia, get your hand out of my partner's pants and go do it. We're in a strange new post-9/11 world. None of the rules apply. The innocent and inexperienced thing won't get you out of work this time, because nobody's ever done this before, because nobody is as much of an asshole as Glenn Childs."