Lawyers: Shaking hands, smarming it up, Luntz from 30 Rock is there and gross as always, everybody's having a great old boring time.
Will finds Celeste at some doddering old dude's seminar, and we learn that Will and Celeste used to work for the old man, and also she fucked the old man on 9/11. Also, she is just dicking with him because she knows that he knows bankruptcy is on the table.
Celeste: "So you're here to charm me?"
Will: "To offer you a home."
Celeste: "And what about your lawyer friend?"
I love how she always calls her "that lawyer" as if they're not all lawyers and she's like, "Not that cobbler you dated briefly, or the trapeze artist, but that attorney. Felicia something." Anyway, they do some negotiating about the idea of Celeste bringing her litigators and bankruptcy guys to L/G, and it goes back and forth, and they mention again that jetliner class-action that Celeste and Diane both want, and eventually Celeste gets called away.
Or does she? Everything is smoke and mirrors with her. Smoke, mirrors, and crazy. Does the old doddering man even remember fucking her on 9/11? I honestly can't tell. He would give her that alarmed side-eye either way, because her ass is alarming.
Diane: "It's a chocolate and peanut butter situation here, because while Peter has told the SAs not to plea bargain anything anymore, I am telling you guys to plead all your pro bonos. Just cut and run and leave those poor motherfuckers choking on their own blood."
Alicia: "No, the show forgot about that. This week it's that they can't plea bargain in a racist way. Also, Cary won't work with me on this one guy."
Diane: "Um, twenty years for second degree murder, when they have a witness to the murder being committed, does not sound like Cary being a dick."
Julius: "I'll talk to him or something. Hey, who's going to break up with Legal Aid?"
Diane: "I'll do it. I am an uncaring monster, a frigid harpy. I will go down there in person and just punch Conrad from Weeds right in his stupid beautiful face. I'll be like, 'Legal Aid? Looks like you need First Aid!' And then I'll rack him and take his wallet. Put it in petty cash."