Alicia: "Well, that is straight up something I told Maddie Hayward myself."
Jordan: "I love these little time bombs you gave her during your five-minute friendship. They keep shit lively."
Peter: "And anyway, what does my employee diversity initiative have to do with immigration? She's all over the map."
Maddie: "We agreed to riff. Free range of topics, you said."
Petra: "Okay, she's right. You want to add to the convo about your preferential hiring practices?"
Peter: "Oh. Uh, no."
Alicia: "Good Lord, man. Get in the game."
Elsbeth: "I'd like to invite the rakish Josh Perrotti to the stand?"
Nexus-6: "I object. Strongly. Strenuously."
Elsbeth: "He was the guy Landau was saying this shit to, and probably the guy who told him to say it in the first place. Not sure how that lies outside the scope of this defamation trial."
Perrotti: "The gorgeous Ms. Tascioni is clearly just trying to sink my federal case..."
Marx: "DUDE. Stop acting like you are better than me. Get up here, as a private citizen, and do the law."
Elsbeth: "And try to enunciate, sweetheart."
DEBATE - HALFTIME
Maddie: "I will fight for you. You want somebody polite and calm, almost reptilian, you go ahead and vote for that big old white guy right there. But if you want a fighter, you come to Big M. Momma will fight."
Jordan: "See? Just like I said. She wants you to prove you're a fighter. You are the bear, she is the baiter."
Peter: "She's a master at it. I could actually feel myself making a fist. Alicia, you're a lady who resents me at least as much as an undecided voter might. How'm I doing?"
Alicia: "What you need is a little Eli Gold. You know it, I know it."
Peter: "Can you distract Jordan while I sneak away? He will throw a goddamn fit if I..."
Alicia: "Just go."
Alicia, practically verbatim: "Jordan, can I distract you for a minute?"
Eli, dropping about six octaves as he gets ahold of himself: "Oh my God! Peter! I have to go, it's Peter. Peter Florrick! Calling me! I mean, ahem, Peter, I can give you three minutes."
Perrotti: "Please, call me Josh."
Elsbeth: "Mr. Perrotti, wouldn't you say this is defamatory? Considering you're losing the federal case that would prove this quote is true?"