Diane: "Fine, but do it in chambers and be nice when you ask him to recuse himself."
Will: "And if he says no?"
(Random Car Horn Outside: "Tiiiiiiiits!")
Laura: "So wait, now you're first chair?"
Alicia: "It ain't gonna be like that, sistagirl. I am going to blow everything up."
Laura: "I like this! I like doing law with you, even on opposing sides."
Alicia: "I know! That's why I sent you to my husband like a present."
Alicia: "Your Honor, can we talk in chambers about a certain thing?"
Hirsch: "NO! DO IT HERE!"
Alicia: "Um, okay? I tried. Your Honor, we'd like you to recuse yourself."
Hirsch: "No. And how come."
Alicia: "Because you were a dick at a bar last night. You demonstrated bias against the defense and our client. You made untrue statements about Mr. Gardner, and stated openly that your judgment would automatically be for Hellinger."
Hirsch: "Boo hoo. Maybe I did, so what?"
Everybody stares at Alicia, because they think she's still St. Alicia and will fall down weeping at this callous treatment. They don't know about her new stance on giving a fuck.
Alicia: "Fine, then some other thing -- a Motion to Substitute -- where we have a separate hearing about whether or not you're even allowed to be a judge on this."
Hirsch: "What? That is like the most nuclear thing you could do. I will ruin you."
Alicia: "And yet."
Hirsch: "You can't do that in my courtroom?"
Alicia: "I just did, Your Honor. Now get the fuck off that bench."
...And he does! Everybody stares. It is amazing. Alicia looks like she needs some wine, though. Even Will is like, "Well, we're all fucked for eternity now. But that was super awesome."
FLORRICK GUBERNATORIAL CAMPAIGN
One hot redhead explains to Eli Gold that another hot redhead has gotten their IT department so in line -- lots of technobabble here -- that... I don't know, but it's very good. She tells the second hot redhead that she's been hired, and she in turn asks her team to stay late. But one of them, a young man named Jay, will not be staying late. He mumbles and leaves, despite being great at his job and one of her star players.
You know what about Jay though, is that he is Zach Florrick. I knew he would somehow be white-hat hacking the campaign, didn't I say? I'm just happy to see him. Hi, Zach! Hi, Jay I mean! Your sister is a mess, Jay! Don't let her go out with that Bad-News Johnny, Jay! He changes his relationship status too fast!