As is her wont, Stacie now says something so gross I can't even repeat it, but suffice to say it's about continuing their physical relationship and relates to bodily fluids and ugh, finally he's just barely able to get her out the door. So she immediately interrupts Kalinda -- watching a news report on the ongoing atrocities -- to ask about how Kalinda figured out "she" was sleeping with bin Laden to begin with. Kalinda hustles her away from the ten attorneys that heard her say that, because how embarrassing that everybody keeps saying that.
Alicia: "Right, we're meeting with Patrick Edelstein again. Because obviously this whole thing is once again about protecting his interests at the expense of actual living and dying people."
Will: "Oh my God, Alicia. Not today."
Will: "The class has rejected the offer, so we're going to trial. I'd say about 50/50 chance of success, at the moment."
Edelstein: "Right. I need you to settle."
Alicia, silently: "Oh, for Pete's sake."
Edelstein: "What we don't want is Congress looking into foreign sales of decryption software."
Alicia, silently: "This is literally just like that other episode. Fuck me for hoping."
Will: "You don't think it would be cool to have Congress investigate Neil Gross?"
Edelstein: "No, just like last time our interests are aligned on this thing. Neither of us wants a circus."
Will: "There's this new thing called business ethics I've been learning about, and it leads me to remind you that we don't actually represent you in this case -- it's about the families of the dead protesters."
Edelstein: "What if I throw a fit?"
Will: "Sorry, no."
Alicia: "Are we going to get in trouble with this? He's a huge client."
Will: "Alicia, so be it. I'm burning this motherfucker down. #occupyLG."
Yes, Diane has decided to Batman the disbarment board on their own turf. In case you wondered where she was heading with that machete in her purse.
Diane: "Lionel, nice to see you. I'd like to beat you about the head and neck on behalf of my partner, Will Gardner."
Lionel: "Oh dear."