CREDITS; LOCKHART & ASSOC
Alicia: "So $1.2M for the place, fine. And now that I'm already woozy, what about the extra shit you're going to gouge me on?"
Mr. Pedrano: "What are you talking about? Just kidding. You can expect to pay $35,000 for a parking space, and $2000 a month on the HOA."
Alicia: "Cool, so I'm just going to vomit real quick and then I'll call you back."
Okay, obviously Colin lost the proxy vote, and by the law he has to liquidate his Herald shares in 72 hours. So we have to get an injunction in that time against the results, which means proving that Swift is lying, and that the whole thing was about throwing off the vote.
David Lee: "Proving that the sexual harrassment is a lie, specifically, the only proof for which is paternity, so I'm getting a paternity test."
Caitlin: "And then if we can prove Drescher was behind this nefarious plot, they'll re-run the CEO vote without him, and Colin will win. I'm going to court today..."
Will: "-- Not offering legal advice or anything, but I thought I heard that Alicia was going with you?"
Alicia: "Yup. Thanks."
Caitlin: "Aw, nuts."
David Lee: "Sweetheart, you're doing great."
Diane: "Let's talk again about the rules of Will's suspension some more, and if the constant exhaustive conversations about it in this episode -- hilarious, considering he was gone for about a third of an episode in total -- don't cover it, come to me and I'll clear you to talk to him. Meantime, Caitlin my dear, what does Sweeney say about all this?"
Caitlin: "He only talks to Alicia. They're like besties..."
Alicia: "-- I'll field this one, youngster. These kids today, with their not knowing things they don't know. I tell ya. Anyway, he says he never touched her."
Diane: "We believe him?"
Alicia: "I mean, she popped up at this..."
Diane: "True. Okay, go for it ladies."
Caitlin: "How will I gain the trust and admiration of that authority figure, when my mentor keeps hounding me like this?"
Alicia: "How can I get Caitlin under control before she screws me over with Diane? I've got to find a home for my kids."
Caitlin: "It's just so hard to prove what a hard worker you are, when they keep doing the hard work for you!"
Alicia: "I'll be goddamned if I let somebody with my exact same advantages use them the way I did."