Alicia: "Way too dangerous. No way."
Everybody: That was interesting.

Cary: "Sweeney, it's up to you."
Alicia: "Do not do this."
Everybody, now just staring at her: Again, what a super interesting response.
Celeste: "Alicia, it's his decision?"

L/G

Celeste: "Three things. First of all, you have to be there for the wire because secondly, he thinks you care about him, which is even more interesting because thirdly, you totally care about him."
Alicia: "No, don't be ridiculous. I just don't want to watch a dude get shanked."
Celeste: "Not even a wife-killer?"
Alicia: "I am Alicia Florrick. It's how I roll."

Ol' Left-Turn Serrano: "You're so interesting! Why are you with Will?"
Alicia, perturbed: "What makes you think I'm with him?"
Celeste: "Because you are. And because he's smitten with you."
Alicia: "Smitten? Gah."
Celeste: "No, that's the word. Sweet and high school and vanilla. No offense."
Alicia: "Sure, bitch. None taken. You know what's high school? Trying to get at him through me right now, even though you broke up nine years ago. Talk about high school."

Celeste: "...I may also be smitten, to be honest. That was a good one."

A portal to Hell opens up in the middle of the room and David Lee rises into the air with a pitchfork and just floats there surrounded in flames and totally fucking flips out on her.

DAVID LEE FLIPS OUT:

David Lee: "[Flips out.]"
Alicia: "Um, you said I could pick who I wanted. Also, did you not see our colleague sitting right here? The one from outside the firm? The one I really need to believe I'm in a position of strength in this firm so she doesn't come after me with her laser craziness?"
David Lee: "[Flips the hell out.]"
Alicia: "Your niece is good. Good lawyer on paper, good in an interview. She'll find a great job immediately."
David Lee: "[Flips out so bad.]"
Alicia: "I'm pretty sure that's actually the definition of nepotism..."