COUNSEL COUNCIL

Lawyers: "Do you think that dude was sleeping with her?"
Kalinda: "Well, two years later another camper accused him of harassment."
Lawyers: "So the story is, she rode to the guy's house and then he dumped her back at the camp?"
Kalinda: "I think allegations of criminal sexual abuse constitute motive, yeah."
Callie: "Then we need an emergency hearing, and reconsideration of bail."
Alicia: "I'll prepare the motion! Momma needs a win today!"

GOLD & ASSOC

Eli: "So we'll talk about how there have been problems after our marriage, but we're working hard to mend fenc... Hang on. That sleazy Democrat guy who only exists to fuck up my life is back."

That Sleazy Democrat Guy: "Eli, we'll come out against Kresteva for Peter if he runs..."
Eli: "And the catch?"
Dem: "Vanessa. Can you even do both campaigns? I mean, even Jacob was confused for a second there."
Eli: "One, I'm consulting, the other, I'm running. It's fine. Two different offices entirely."
Dem: "Okay, what I was trying to imply is that you can't have her. She's jumped the line, and it's splitting off the woman vote from the guy that we like. We need him to pull women and she's going to fuck it up. So you fuck her up first, by not consulting."
Eli: "Just as she predicted! I must choose!"
Dem: "Tell her you'll help her in four years, or something. We both know Peter's the ballgame."
Eli, sadly: "Yeah. We do. We do know that."

W MEMPHIS

A moment of silence for Caitlin D'Arcy as Kalinda remembers Facebook exists, and finds on Creepy's Facebook a picture of him drinking beers that exonerates him from the murder, timestamp-wise, but then reveals... The ultimate Kalinda Klue!

Kalinda: "I call an emergency hang on during this emergency meeting! Alicia, look at the friendship bracelet on Creepy and how it matches Megan's bracelet. Trust me when I tell you that what happened is, Megan was the one fucking him, and that Rosa rode that bike over there for some reason -- doesn't even matter, really -- and Megan was lying in wait, to kill her. A sole perpetratress!"
Alicia: "Okay, that's going to take some doing with her lawyer -- luckily, it's the one girl who's not being represented by somebody who's slept with Will, and therefore probably won't be on the show in a recurring or lead role. Oh, and thanks for the help with my mother-in-law, for the thing you told me that the audience doesn't know yet is amazing."