How and when did Parker Posey go from 1992 Quirk-Pretty to 2012 Legit-Gorgeous? I mean, House Of Yes was a two-hour investigation of how beautiful she actually is, it's not like she was ever a character-actor in the face region, but she has really aged into herself. She didn't look this good even in like Jezebel James time. Well, but actually Amy Sedaris looks amazing on this show too, since they don't let her fuck herself up into a monster like she usually prefers -- and the lady judges from other TV shows always look glamorous too, and the show is a poem about various ways to zone out on looking at Julianna Margulies -- so maybe it's just Michelle King striking back for Women Over 25 Everywhere, on principle.

Mike On TV: "...In fact, Alicia even promised to sign off if we left out the part about Peter..."
Eli: "[One unceasing scream.]"
Alicia: "[One unceasing scream.]"
Everybody: "[One unceasing scream.]"

COUNSEL COUNCIL

Callie: "Pamela says no, she wants to go for a civil suit."
Tommy: "Yeah, you sold her on that. Meanwhile Megan got beat up again yesterday and wants the fuck out of Dodge."
Callie: "Emotional blackmail much?"
Tommy: "You guys are fighting the plea because you can't get your 20% of their freedom."
Callie: "Alicia, you're married to the bastard. What's the call?"
Diane: "Nerp! Stop! Stop it."

Kalinda: "Alicia, can I talk to you absolutely anywhere else?"
Alicia: "Once again, your Spidey Sense is impeccable. I need you to look into something financial and creepy."
Kalinda: "St. Alicia needs dirty old Kalinda? Weird. Of course, I mean, but weird. Whose?"
Alicia, ruefully: "My goddamn mother-in-law."