Lester: "Uh, that's a dumb move. Mr. Bishop..."
Alicia: "-- Is my client, in this matter."
Lester: "Your client would like me to join you."
Alicia: "Are you telling me I don't have an option?"
Lester: "I'm saying you've been advised to bring me along. Let's be friends. This is happening either way, we might as well be cool with each other."
WITNESS #3 - DEXTER ROJA
Roja: "I don't want to testify, I think he's great, but I have no choice."
Us Guys: "Is Liz pressuring you to testify?"
Roja: "No, they just found my DNA under her nails, so... They said they wouldn't prosecute if I testified against Bishop."
Us Guys: "Your DNA under her fingernails?"
Roja: "Yeah, it's weird. I mean, we were sleeping together for sure. But not in a way where that would have happened. I would remember that, one would think."
TRUE FACT: CANADIAN PASSIVE AGGRESSION IS THE MOST PASSIVE & THE MOST AGGRESSIVE, BOTH AT ONCE
Kalinda: "Seth DeLuca was thinking of leaving us, yes. You nailed it."
L/G: "Did he say with or for whom?"
Kalinda: "He did not."
L/G: "But your Kalinda mind powers tell you he was thinking of..."
Kalinda: "Nope. He didn't say. One-man firms, small startup firms. Small dogs."
Diane: "Chicago doesn't have any of those on our level anymore. Is it..."
Will: "It's one of ours, right? Somebody burning us?"
Kalinda: "...If only you hadn't lied to my face earlier, in such an insulting and obvious way, I might actually tell you. But I'm sticking to the letter on this one."
L/G: "Oh! Good news, you're getting a little partner in crime!"
Kalinda: "Great. So which beer-gutted motherfucker's bratwurst farts am I going to be Febreezing out of my..."
L/G: "Her name is Robyn Burdine, you're going to be outwardly irritated by her but inwardly love it, Alicia's going to be crazy jealous because she's like the Alicia starter kit in terms of wide-eyedness, and the best part is, she is one-fourth American Girl Doll."
Kalinda: "Are you effing kidding me?"
L/G: "We are not! She has just finished the eighth grade and got her braces off last week, so she is like, full of oats. You're going to absolutely hate it."
Kalinda: "Hate what, exactly. Why is she my problem?"