K Chen: "So you're saying my competitor, Mandy Post, wrote a story about Peter Florrick's sex life as payback for prosecuting her cousin?"
Eli: "I'm just saying it's interesting. I mean, he wasn't the prosecutor exactly..."
K Chen: "What are you even giving me, then?"
Eli: "The chance to do actual journalism. You haven't seen this chick's dead-eyed zealotry. It's like looking into a mirror and seeing Wendy Scott-Carr looking back. It'll fuck you up."
K Chen: "Well. I guess it's worth it to be on this show with everybody I love and where Jacob gets to look at me all the time. I just hope I don't get bonked by another..."
(The 29th floor crashes in on them, under a herd of rampaging elephants who are themselves being crushed by a fleet of cement trucks owned by Nick Savarese. Eli protects her tiny firm body with his own tinier, firmer body. They are both going to be okay.)
Peter: "Hey Alicia, so like the story is coming out after all about our open marriage."
Jackie: "PETER! I AM DOING SOMETHING CRAZY!"
Peter: "Just a minute, Mom. Anyway, so now you know."
Alicia: "I have to admit this story still makes me giggle. Have we talked to Maddie Hayward? Are you okay for money?"
Peter: "Oh, she's somewhere in the shadows, grumbling like the Gmork. We're okay for now."
Jackie: "PETER! ACTING OUT OVER HERE!"
Peter: "Sorry, I have to go. My mother is being horrible."
Alicia: "What else is new. Is she firing her fifteenth caretaker?"
Peter: "Yeah, who knew she didn't like women?"
Alicia: "I would come over there and stab you through the hand right now for saying that, but I'm very busy. Listen, try getting her a male caretaker."
Peter: "What? Really?"
Alicia: "You got a shrew problem, fella. So tame it. If I'm gonna be babysitting her via you and Eli all the time, we might as well make it easier on all of us. Trust me, all she wants is a dude telling her what to do. Telling us all what to do."