Kalinda: "Are you cool?"
Alicia: "Honestly I don't even know. The only thing I know for sure is that I do not give a FUCK."
Ryan Hood is the founder and CEO of Martinel Security, and guess what? He thinks this is not so much a legit rape.
Bucky: "So you're basically American heroes."
Hood: "We're totes unsung. Martinel, Academi, Blackwater. All real nice guys, once you get past the constant rape and butt-chugging."
Bucky: "And in the field, you answer to the military hierarchy?"
Hood: "Without the chain of command, we'd just be soulless mercenaries!"
Bucky: "So like Ricky Waters..."
Alicia: "Full-Blown Rapist Ricky Waters!"
Abernathy: "Chill, hon."
Bucky: "He trains soldiers in counter-insurgency techniques and the Foot Fist Way. Without him in Afghanistan basically America as we know it will end."
Alicia: "Good morning, Mr. Hood. Or wait, I'm sorry. What rank should I use to address you?"
Abernathy: "Good one. But come on."
Alicia: "Okay, sorry. Mr. Hood, what's the penalty for insubordination in the military? I mean like in Articles 77-134 of the UCMJ, what's the penalty for insubordination in a combat zone?"
Hood: "Oh, like missing the movement of a unit? Court-martial. And most probably detention."
Alicia: "Okay so any soldier not following orders from a superior into battle would be subject to court-martial? And you said your employees follow these rules, so they'd be subject to same?"
Hood, not getting it: "In a combat zone, yes."
Alicia: "Cool because on October 12, 2011, Martinel personnel were ordered by military high command to offer security in the Ghanzi province..."
Hood: "Not ordered, asked. Politely."
Alicia: "Well but you see I'm reading here from a General Order. Not a General Ask. But anyway, so you went on strike?"
Hood: "That was a joke in an email to a coworker in high command."
Alicia: "So in response to an order that was not an order, you went on a strike that was not a strike?"
Hood: "That's not a fair comparison! Because of ... reasons!"
Abernathy: "Yeah, I think we're done here. Bring me Ricky Waters by 3 PM today, or you're all getting arrested."