Jimal: "Sure. This case is even less important to the episode than usual, on this show."
Cary: "Great, so under oath that's you driving your car and not being in riot, but also driving a very strange way from the library."
Judge: "Great, so we're done here."
Cary: "Hold up. Because first I'm sorry that we charged Jimal with being in a riot, but secondly I have to say that probably he killed this other kid on the other side of campus."
Judge: "Sure, that is often the way the law works."
Alicia: "I am not so sure about that! Objections! So many of them!"
Judge: "Wait, I'm confused."
Cary: "He said he was driving this car, and it puts him at the murder scene. Therefore his riot alibi proves that he killed this other kid."
Alicia: "He only said that because you overcharged him with a hate crime!"
Judge: "So you're saying he was lying, then."
Alicia: "No, just that he took my advice! To perjure himself!"
Cary: "Cool, so you're a great lawyer then. Your Honor, the People charge Jimal Mifsud with first-degree murder."
Alicia: "How the fuck did I do this to everybody?"
(Credits, and Will finally rolls in with that Chris Isaak song playing again. I am always creeped out by this Baby Boomer insistence that sex is bad and naughty and filthy and whatever, like you're getting away with something and not just having sex, which is awesome all by itself. On the other hand, Alicia is married, so it goes both ways.)
Will's Assistant: "Alicia dropped by looking weird and acting all vague about how long it's been since you guys hooked up. Do you want to talk to her about bad, bad things?"
Will: "No, not in the office. Don't worry about it."
Alicia: "Look, is that you in the car or not?"
Jimal: "You were woggling your eyebrows at me and talking all this means this and that means that and I thought it was the easiest way to get back to my studies. I thought that's what you were psychically telling me."
Alicia: "My bad, because that is what I was psychically telling you, but it turns out we were being trapped by Cary's evil. Also, there's suddenly a witness that says Simon Greenberg's murderer was driving your car. Do you know any murderers that drive your car around?"
Jimal: "I have two roommates. One of them is a Muslim hardliner who prays five times a day and is fairly rude, and the other one is a hot piece. I don't know which one was using my car."