Diane: "So let me get this motherfucking straight."
Alicia: "Yeah, sorry. I totally got him to perjure himself about a riot he wasn't involved in, and now he's basically admitted to killing some stranger."
Diane: "Wasid thinks we're amateurs now. Mostly because you got schooled by Cary Agos."
Kalinda: "It's my fault, because I let Cary slip it to me. The envelope. And then I slipped it to Alicia. And then everything went to hell."
Diane: "Great, you're all fuckups. And I am the Queen of Fuckuppia. Now fix it."
Kalinda & Alicia: "We're going to deal with his roommates and file a motion to dismiss his alibi testimony on the other case. Done."
Diane: "Good. PS, even though you are still being a great team without even looking at or acknowledging each other, I can tell from your vibes that something is going on. If there's a problem between you two, you need to fix that too. I am not joking."
Kalinda & Alicia: "Yes ma'am."

THE APARTMENT

Weird Tutor Chick: "I don't know what to do."
Grace: "I think you're supposed to tutor me."
Weird Tutor Chick: "No, I mean like period. I really don't know what to do."
Grace: "You have many tics and strange behaviors."
Tutor: "It has only begun."

STATE'S ATTORNEY

Cary: "Kalinda, nice to see you rifling through my desk when I'm not around. It's like the good old days."
Kalinda: "Hey, can see your crime scene photos of Greenberg's murder?"
Cary: "Maybe?"
Sophia: "Hey look, it's the three of us here in Cary's office dressed like contract killers. What a sexy situation."
Cary: "I seem to be babbling."
Kalinda: "Anyway, if you guys hooked up that would tie up at least two of my loose ends. While creating tremendous strife between all three of us and between our offices, too."
Cary & Sophia: "We love you, Kalinda! Please do not stab us!"