Kurt: "We're both kind of nuts about this kind of thing, for starters..."
Diane: "We should get married."
Diane: "Whoa, what?"
Kurt: "I don't know!"
Diane: "You realize I'm going crazy, right? I hired Kalinda to make me crazy and she did and now I'm crazy?"
Kurt: "I did not say no."
Diane: "I feel dumb and embarrassed."
She does this amazing move where she starts kissing him again, transferring the wine glass behind his head to her other hand so she can put it on the banquet. I've never seen how that looks to a third party. It looks awesome.
Colin Sweeney: "Seriously? Tomorrow?"
Alicia: "Yeah, that's what our insane new investigator says."
Colin Sweeney: "So I'm fucked? Or..."
Alicia: "Isobel really took us to the Buttplug Gallery yesterday. But if I knew why she's being so cagey..."
Colin Sweeney: "You think I'm like you and I know and understand the person I'm romantically involved with, but... Unfortunately, I'm not you."
Alicia: "You don't even know this bitch, and you can still marry her any day of the week. What a sacred union between one man pervert and one woman pervert a marriage can be."
Diane: "You'd think a video of an orgy would be more interesting..."
Kurt: "I am about to Kalinder the shit out of this case, don't you worry."
Kalinda: "Speak of the devil..."
Diane: "So here's how it could go. You're gonna walk into my office and say, Oh, I was wrong, I have a computer file that says so."
Kalinda: "Actually, I have a third awful thing instead. Your dad still killed a guy."
Diane: "Yeah, I was just trying to be groovy. Cue it up."
Kalinda: "This one might suck the worst. Or at least, behind your dad and Joe Kent and the Lifeguards. It's a gun rally, so there's half the story right there..."
"There's a reason those first ten Amendments were passed, the founding fathers had firsthand experience with tyranny. And I find it curious that Mr. Obama thinks himself wiser than Thomas Jefferson, or James Madison, when it comes to my right to bear arms. Now, is it enough for me to want to secede from the Union? I don't know. And I hope I never have to find out! But I would not stand in the way of others who wanted to do so, that much I do know..."