Alicia: "The evidence proves that Mr. Colin Sweeney did not shoot the gun, Your Honor. He's innocent."
Politi: "This is so much better than how we usually do things!"
Kurt: "Hey, Diane."
Diane: "Dropping off your invoice?"
Kurt: "Uh, the hell? Should I leave and come back in?"
Diane: "You know that I am still crazy, sorry."
Kurt: "Well, good luck with your murderer and everything. I think we should wait and think about marriage."
Diane: "I don't know about that, sir. I worry we'll always be waiting."
Kurt: "Maybe that's fine. I'll talk to you like this time next season..."
Diane: "Wait. I don't want to wait. Please. I don't want to wait. I don't."
Will it be "Yes"? Or will it be: "Sorry!"
DAWSON LEERY, NOW THERE'S A DOUCHEBAG I STILL HAVE EPIC DREAMS ABOUT
I'd build that canoe any day of the week.
Politi: "Laura, not that you didn't do a bang-up job fucking this one in the keester from go, but I'm afraid you didn't make your case. But Mr. Sweeney, can we talk about how you are a piece of shit and I hope you die choking on Mike Kresteva's alcohol-free blood?"
Politi: "Yeah, I'll probably get censured. I don't care. You are the worst, and just having you in my courtroom has made me want to take a flamethrower to the whole place. Throw down some salt so no jurisprudence can ever grow here again. You are filthy, sir, on the inside. And your fiancĂ©e has something dreadful rotting inside of her that was once a healthy young spirit with a mother and a father and dreams of making a positive change in the world. But since I am not a rogue demon hunter, the worst I can do to you is say $1500 fine for disorderly and 30 days inside."
Isobel: "Whatever. Here are my panties to chomp on while you're in there."
Politi: "Ugh, you fucking people."
Alicia: "So I guess no prenup?"
Colin Sweeney: "I love her too much! Or whatever concept people like us think is that word."
Alicia: "You know she's planning on stealing all your money?"
The Irrepressible Colin Sweeney: "Yep, it's fine. I'll just kill her."
Alicia & Will: "I should not be loving that. And yet."
Alicia: "Will, are you busy? I'm not, I just miss you and I'm drinking wine like I do."