CAMPAIGN BUS

Peter: "We have to do some campaign things, pretty soon... Like give a speech or something. Smell the tops of babies' heads. And internet moguls's heads."
Alicia: "Belay that order, Eli. I am going to have some sex with my husband now."
Peter: "I don't know where this is coming from. I should not cheat on my wife more often! Apparently there are rewards, I had no idea. Listen, honey. I am going to not cheat on you so hard!"

NEXT WEEK

Maura Tierney returns, meaning Alicia and Diane are going to be together on a tricky case. Alicia Florrick tells Synth to stop calling her a swinger. And Kalinda looks around at her life and how Kalinda it's getting, and she goes, "Even for me, this is a bit much. Maybe I should cool it with the amount of Kalinda I'm being these days."

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife and Homeland for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, his novel The Urges, and a novelette, "The Commonplace Book," appeared this month on Tor.com.