Eli: "Alicia, if you are still encountering you need to stop encountering him. Okay? Just until Mandy Post falls down an elevator shaft or goes the way of Kristen Chenoweth."
Alicia: "We are no longer encountering. It was too much pressure because so much things were going on, so I dumped him. And then he got temporarily disbarred, and wrote a book like a crazy person would write. You were obviously not paying attention."
Eli: "Can you tell me exactly when you encountered him for the last time and also what you were wearing and what he smells like on his neck?"
Alicia: "Goodbye, Eli."
She makes it to the elevator before she loses it. The doors close on her, like bars.
Here's a thing that Kalinda will do sometimes: Drink from the tap like a cat. She's like a cat who is a person.
Eli: "Kalinda, where are you? Ever!? Do you not go to work anymore?"
Kalinda: "I am like a cat who is a person, Eli. You cannot tie me down. If I had a cat I would just call it Cat. You can't cage a wild thing, Eli."
Eli: "Shut up and come to work. I need you for a thing..."
Kalinda: "A Peter thing? Sharma OUT."
Nick: "Who did you just hang up on, and who is Peter?"
Kalinda: "You don't get to know that, little mean man."
They crush eggs in their hands and wipe them on each other and try to see who is the bigger bad-ass, which makes them both look pathetic and the opposite of bad-ass. It's sad and I don't care for it... Until she tries to brain him with a cast-iron skillet and they both produce giant knives out of nowhere and start circling each other like a Shark and a Jet. Stay cool, boy!