CONF RM B
Neil Gross: "Will, you are adorable. What if we offered those Girls six dollars?"
Will: "I will put you in that room over there with the bees."
Rita Wilson: "Will, you have ego issues and a gambling problem. Isn't that really what this is about?"
Will: "No, it is about justice and also the law."
Rita Wilson: "I don't believe I know those words. Did you learn them in a twelve-step program?"
Alicia: "No, Will is great and you're just being mean. But here's the thing, you jerks. Kalinda just figured out that Neil secretly bought Wicked Savage Designs, the top competitor for Margarita Motions in terms of both vocal recognition and also being called stupid things."
Diane, Will and Alicia and then Cary joins in, as they beat up on Rita Wilson and Neil Gross. It's actually hilarious, like, the second they bring up that buyout Rita and Neil both are like, "Welp. We out."
Diane blows into his office like Kalinda with a baseball bat, slams his door, and just eats his face. His entire face.
Diane: "I SMOKED BATH SALTS AND NOW I WILL EAT YOUR FACE. YOUR ENTIRE ONE."
Trustee: "First of all, my face is adorable. It's like my main thing I have going on, my sweet little badger face. And second of all, you need to chill right out."
Diane: "WHY DID I SEE YOU TALKING TO RITA WILSON?"
Trustee: "Because she is the worst, and came at me."
Diane: "YOU NEED TO NOT BE TALKING TO HER."
Trustee: "Duh, I know that."
Diane: "I MEAN IT FOR REAL."
Trustee: "Lady, I am on your side. I am fucking with Rita Wilson's head because I don't like her methods. Let me play mind games on her, which is like one more thing I'm doing to help you, and it will be very funny also."
Diane: "IT IS VERY HARD TO TRUST PEOPLE SOMETIMES."
Trustee: "I know that. I can't imagine how much energy it takes to be Diane Lockhart. And I know that having a man in charge, being financially constrained by some white guy, is making you feel insane. But I am 100% on your side. Your success is my success."
Diane: "OKAY. I AM SORRY I ATE YOUR BADGER FACE."