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Grace: "It's 2012 and our home has a land line. That's so weird, I better call somebody on it."
Alicia: "No. I am staring at it. Trying to move it, with my mind power."
Grace: "But I have to call my Homework! Say hello to it on a phone!"
Alicia: "You can, but only after Eli calls me to say whether or not the world will know me for the whore I really am."
Grace: "But phone! Homework! Telephone!"
Alicia: "I wish that we had left you at a fire station. Maybe there's still time."

Eli: "Alicia. It's okay, actually. The encounter was not between you and Will."
Alicia: "Thank goodness! Bye Eli. Grace, you can use the phone..."

She thinks of a thing.

Alicia: "...Just kidding!"
Grace: "Ahhh!"
Alicia: "Will, I was just calling to say that you and I are still a poorly kept secret that everybody knows, but that's it."
Will: "I was just sitting here in the dark looking like a serial killer and staring into space. I am glad to receive your good news."
Alicia: "Okay, bye. Grace, you can use the phone..."

She thinks of another thing.

Alicia: "...Just kidding!"
Grace: "This kind is shit is why I'm like this!"
Alicia: "Actually, I'm just going to go to the office in the middle of the night, because I happen to know that Eli is there with Mandy Post, skulking around a law firm like cat burglars for no particular reason."

L/G AFTER HRS

Alicia: "Eli, is that you under that robber mask? You look like the Hamburglar. What is this, a freakout?"
Eli: "Alicia, Mandy and I are having shadowy dealings. Don't worry about it."
Alicia: "But if it was not me that encountering, that only leaves Peter."
Eli: "Yeah, you got me. But I don't really think it's true this time."
Alicia: "If I had a nickel for whenever I thought, Oh, Peter probably didn't fuck this one lady, this one particular time, and ended up being wrong and he did in fact fuck that lady, I would have a five-pound bag of nickels to hit him with. Or what Kalinda and Nick call 'third base.'"