The Good Wife
Two Girls, One Code

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 7 USERS: A+
YOU GRADE IT
Can Everybody See That I'm On Fire?

Judge Marx: "You'll have to speak up! My quirk is that I am super old Dominic Chianese. But there is a gotcha in my quirk that you will find out later."
Girls: "I said WICKED SAVAGE DESIGNS TOOK OUT CHUMHUM ADS FOR THEIR COMPANY WITH A STUPID NAME, LIKE WE DIDN'T. AND NOW THEY ARE #1 OF ALL THE INTERNET."
Judge Marx: "Oh, okay. This seems like Neil Gross is being a dick again, then."

L/G

Rita Wilson: "We totally are being dicks again, you guys."
Will: "I know that, Rita Wilson. Have you met Cary Agos? He looks like that all day long."
Alicia: "It is time for us to have a conference in our conference room."
Will: "But the conference room is full of bees!"

A short time later.

Diane: "Why did you rent our conference room to bees!?"
Trustee: "Bee money is just as good as regular money."
Diane: "But we are a law firm! This is ChumHum we are talking about!"
Trustee: "In three days, the bees will move on. But other than that, work your shit out."

CONF RM B, A TINY BEE-FREE CLOSET NEXT TO THE BATHROOM

Rita Wilson: "Those bees sure are loud! You guys's law firm is in the shitter."
Alicia: "We know that, Rita Wilson. Offer these girls a lot of money."
Neil Gross: "How about five dollars. Girls, you want five dollars?"
Cary: "Don't talk to those girls, those are our girls. And that is a pittance. A pittance!"
Girls: "We are already kind of bored with this. Maybe five dollars is okay."
Will: "Don't bitch out on me, girls. Give me the rest of this episode and you will have much more than five dollars at the end of it. Sack up."
Girls: Sort of do.

TRUSTEE

Rita Wilson: "I'm Rita Wilson and you're Nathan Lane."
Trustee: "I know that, lady."
Rita Wilson: "I think that you should use your influence in an illegal way, to make them stop wasting my time on this law suit."
Trustee: "Rita Wilson, the fact that you are even talking to me right now tells me that you are not wasting your time. Also, be more classy. I don't want to see you in here again."
Rita Wilson: "No promises. I am a tough smart lawyer and I play head games. Like did you know that Will has ego to spare and also is a gambler? Two very good reasons for you to boss him around."

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