Trustee: "Rita Wilson, I am smarter than everybody on this show and I like being the trustee here. I am not swayed by your Rita Wilson head games."
There is a video of how search engines work. It is educational, like, did you know that there are gophers on the internet? Very fast gophers. Much faster than IRL gophers.
Judge Marx: "This is some patronizing shit, Rita Wilson. Just because I am old and senile doesn't mean I need you to explain how gophers or the internet works."
Rita Wilson: "I am just naturally like this."
Neil Gross: "I am so super pretentious and self-righteous. The two sexiest qualities in a person."
Will: "Wait, so you never tweak the algorithm? It's just the gopher's deal now?"
Neil Gross: "No, I tweak it all the time. The gopher is only a metaphor."
Will: "So probably you dicked these girls around on June 13 of 2011?"
Neil Gross: "Nobody can say."
Will: "How about you just said that you tweak it all the time. Did June 13 of 2011 take place in the spacetime continuum?"
Neil Gross: "Probably. I'm not a doctor of calendarology or anything, but yeah probably."
Will: "Your Honor, we subpoena Chumhum for records on their algorithm!"
Rita Wilson: "Objection! It is a trade secret! A secret sauce! A gopher mystery!"
Everybody says the word algorithm literally one thousand times each.
Will: "We would never reveal Neil Gross's sauce. We are not those kind of bros."
Judge Marx: "[Computer talk, because the gotcha in his quirk is that he is a doctor of search enginology.]"
Rita Wilson: "Can we please have 24 hours to find that gopher and bring it to you?"
Judge Marx: "You have to speak up! I am olden-timey!"
Rita Wilson: "I NEED 24 HOURS FOR A GOPHER HUNT. AND I WANT A MARGARITA AND A SHOWER AND TO GET OUT OF THESE SHOES OKAY."
Eli: "Alicia, welcome to your office. Remember when I used to sleep on your couch?"
Alicia: "That was when I actually and authentically hated you, instead of just being awful to you as a joke but secretly liking you."
Eli: "Hey, can we talk about the worst thing ever for a second? I really don't want to, but we're going to."
Alicia: "Oh, Jesus. Is this about me fucking Will half of last season?"