Kalinda: "I don't care to see him. Come over here so I can stab you in the abdomen."
Nick: "I have to give you a speech about heteronormativity and gender roles first."
Kalinda: "That is rich coming from you. You're like gayer than I am."
Nick: "I am bored of this stabbing game."
Kalinda: "Then clean up your egg mess. Here is a tea towel for that purpose."
Kalinda: "I guess you sure showed me. I'm off to go make love to a bunch of ladies now, since I don't feel like going to work or acting like a person at all."
Is still what their company is called. On the stand is Thomas Giles, a total dicknose who is a "search engine optimizer," which is what they used to call "scum" before the internet.
Rita Wilson: "A search engine optimizer is somebody who..."
Judge Marx: "I know what it is, Rita Wilson. God."
There is a fight about legalities at this point that I still don't understand, so I'm just going to tell you that it happened instead of arrogantly mangling the process of jurisprudence like I usually do. The point is that the Girls hired this pee-hole of a man to game their ChumHum results, which establishes them as no-gooders who deserve only pain and whose cheating was merely fixed by the gopher-tweaking ways of Neil Gross.
Lady: "I'm the ad sales rep -- speaking of jobs that automatically mark you as an unpleasant person -- who asked the Girls to place ads with us. They said no, I was like Whatever, and then I went on vacation."
Rita Wilson: "Wait, you managed to keep that under your hat? The thrilling news that Margarita Motions was not interested in placing ads with your company? Why, that barely sounds realistic. You test my sense!"
Lady: "No, it's not a big deal. I had like fifty leads that day. I don't know that you get my job."
Judge Marx: "But I do! I am hep to all kinds of things. Did I just blow your mind?"
Alicia: "Will, you know how we used to have encounters?"
Will: "I am in love with you, you idiot."
Alicia: "Mandy Post has a receipt for an encounter."
Will: "How is that possible? Also, what is a receipt because I clearly don't get the concept."
Alicia: "It provides a record of a transaction."
Will: "Oh, then I guess it's very possible."