Kalinda: "Oh my God, are you still obsessed with Lemond Bishop? Like bugging the IRS and blackmailing me into dating you, or nearly getting me shot, or..."
Lana: "Meanwhile you work for drug dealers and pimps, so..."
FBI: "Ladies, ladies."
Kalinda, speed-dial: "Hi, Mom! Just calling to tell you it's not the cops, it's the Feds. And it's not about an arrest, it's about a search warrant. Thanks for checking in, your interest in my job makes me feel loved."
Lana: "Oh, God dammit. Okay, I guess we're go for this mission now."
Kalinda: "Hey Mom? Tell Grandpa to destroy any evidence they might find, okay? Love you."
Lemond: "Okay, what she's talking about is this one video game I keep in my son's room. Dex, go get it. Alicia, could you take my kid out back while they bust the door down?"
Dylan: "So at school everybody says my dad's pretty much the worst."
Alicia: "Hey, didn't your dad say you go to basketball camp in the summer? Are you by any chance a Bulls fan? Because I saw them win their second championship. My husband took me, on our second date. I knew it was exciting, but I couldn't really tell what was going on. I don't know anything about basketball!"
Dylan: "Oh, white lady. Your voice is quite soothing. It helps that I am a little kid that can't tell when he's getting jerked around."
Diane: "Maybe I can help you guys. Just tell me what this is about..."
Lana: "The underlying complaint is sealed, thank you very much."
FBI: "And that video game is long gone..."
Lana: "Smooth move, Kalinda."
Kalinda: "Listen, if the last six episodes you were in didn't stop you from being in love with me, I doubt this one time where I ruined your entire operation is going to do it."
Cary: "Funny thing is, there weren't any DEA agents in that assault. It was all FBI. So this isn't about steroids."
Diane: "But we still don't know what it is, because the Feds warrant is sealed until he's arrested, at which point..."
Cary: "What we need is somebody else to get arrested in connection with this search. Legal judo!"
Everybody looks at everybody else, slowly turning toward Lesli, who is like Fuck this! I have ballet class tonight! Finally they settle on Cary, silently, because this is his idea and because it's funniest if it's him. I mean, whoever it is will be immediately released so it's not like he's in any danger, but if Diane for example were to do it, that would just be weird and sad. So here we go.