Bishop: "Can I use your phone to call Dex?"
Alicia: "My phone?"
Lesli: "Obviously his landline is bugged. Amateur."

STRAW POLL

Jimmy V has photoshopped Indira Starr's face onto a bikini body. This is an actual line of dialogue from the show:

Eli: "Look, he's found a way to make it go viral... If there's one thing the mainstream media likes, it's a visual. Look. Damn it!"

Bless.

SHARMAPARTMENT

Kalinda: "How did I know you'd be chilling on my bed when I rushed over here?"
Nick: "Because that is our whole storyline? One or the other of us runs into this apartment to find the other one sitting there, being sassy?"
Kalinda: "You are fucking insane if you think breaking into an FBI agent's apartment is a smart thing to do. I'm calling the cops and reporting a break-in."
Nick: "Whatever. But first, I think you should look at this huge hole in your wall that I found. Remember? You busted in your wall in last year's season finale, with the giant mallet you used on Bill in this year's season premiere? Stash and gun and everything?"
Kalinda: "Oh right, that's where that came from. Also, how funny that you almost found it like weeks ago when you hurted your hand on that vanity mirror in front of it. Which I randomly found time to replace at some point."
Nick: "Anyway, where is the rest of my money? There's only ten grand here."

Things get complicated at this point; they kind of have their first successful interaction of the season now, like, all the complexities and weirdness and darkness we're supposed to have picked up on, actually starts to make sense this one time.

Kalinda: "I cannot have you here, disrupting my very real life I've built."
Nick: "Disrupting your life? I am obsessed with you. Do you understand that I have completely lost my mind and soul to the Kalinda Effect? I have tried to love other women. I can't do it. I am fucked up and broken, thanks to you. And every time I get rapey on you this season, and you give in, there's a way in which you are knowingly dicking me back. Just like you do everybody else on this show, just giving them enough to keep them under your control. Except with me, it's going to backfire horribly."