Lemond: "Alicia and I have discussed it psychically while you guys were being disgusting, and we've decided that you should call the cops about this poor woman's body even though I'll probably get arrested immediately."
Alicia: "Nobody else gets how awesome you're being right now, but I sure do."
Lemond: "That is why you are the best character on television."
Lana: "Too bad about your boy, huh?"
Kalinda: "Whoa. My 'boy'?"
Lana: "Oh, shit. No, I didn't mean it that way. Ugh, how horrible. Listen, we got a tip and found Christina's body. We found evidence linking him to the murder, and have an arrest warrant, though we'd prefer he turned himself in... Why aren't you talking? Why are you being so frigid and scary right now? You know this is just work, like always. We're cute, we play games, but there's still..."
Kalinda: "No us. There was never an us. I am Harry & The Hendersonsing you. Both because Nick is going to kill me, and because you are surveilling me. I can't be having that. Frankly, it's more the latter. The former was kind of hot."
Eli: "96 percent! You broke a record! Everybody's dropping out... We're this close to being governor. Good job, buddy!"
Peter: "Good job you! And Maddie Hayward!"
Eli makes such a sad, sad face once Peter's back onstage. Good job, you. Good joy, Maddie Hayward.
Diane: "Sorry to interrupt your guardianship stuff, but FYI the FBI is nearly here."
Lemond: "My sister's still an hour away..."
Alicia: "I will stay here with Dylan until she comes, okay? Any special instructions?"
Lemond: "Um, he's a heavy sleeper. Three wakeup calls at least. And he never checks his spelling or punctuation, so homework is a bear, you gotta stay on him..."
(I admit, that part got to me a little bit. I mean, the way it plays out -- music montage, slow-mo arrest of a parent while the L/G lawyer watches sympathetically/smugly and but for the grace of God etc. -- is lifted practically shot-for-shot from at least one hundred and fifty-seven other episodes of this show, but that got to me. I never love Alicia quite so much as when she's bleeding for monsters.)