George Kluger: "Mrs. Florrick, hello!"
Alicia: "Sorry, who is this?"
Kluger: "George Kluger! Otherwise known to you as Judge Kluger the Magnificent!"
Alicia: "I... Okay, sure. What's up?"
Kluger: "I want to get coffee with you?"
Alicia: "I'm sorry, did I take crazy pills? What did you just say to me?"
LG helps the wonderful Kate Hodge, as Matthew Ashbaugh's widow, contest her late husband's will. I'm guessing you can figure out why. Meanwhile, Kalinda continues to investigate Damian Boyle, and Marilyn -- of course -- has a shit-fit about Peter attending F/A's Christmas party, since the guest list includes everybody from Donna Brazile and Veronica Loy and Clarke Hayden (!) to... the always-mesmerizing Lemond Bishop. You can hear her fake-barfing from here, can't you?
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